Description

Let’s be real — some buoys just… stand out.

The “I Like Buoys. Big Ones” jersey is bold, cheeky, and *absolutely not talking about navigational markers.* Whether you’re reeling in laughs at the dock or just testing how far a double entendre can float, this shirt delivers laughs by the boatload.

Built for comfort, cut for attention, and drenched in questionable intentions.

🌊 Breathable, lightweight, party-ready performance fabric
🌊 Moisture-wicking — in case your jokes make people sweat
🌊 Bold, head-turning print for maximum shock value
🌊 Equally suitable for boating, beach days, and bar crawls

⚠️ **Warning:** May attract laughter, awkward stares, and unsolicited “dad jokes” in the wild.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!