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THE ROOKIE CAPTAIN

I got a 33ft Chris-Craft cruiser for FREE. Now I'm trying to restore it, sail it, and not sink it β€” all while documenting every disaster. Welcome aboard.

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How a Rookie Got a FREE Boat

It started with a crazy offer: "Want a free boat?" I said yes before I knew what I was getting into.

A 33ft Chris-Craft cruiser. A MerCruiser MIE 260 engine that hasn't run in years. Batteries held together by hope and corrosion. And a captain with exactly zero boating experience.

This isn't a restoration channel. It's a comedic disaster documentary with occasional boat fixes.

"I don't know what I'm doing β€” and that's the whole point. If I can figure this out, anyone can."

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The Duo β€” Baby Captain & The Rookie

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Best of Baby Captain

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Welcome Aboard!

Channel Intro

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I Got a FREE Boat

First Look

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Drunk on a Boat is Still Technically Navigation

Drunk on a Boat is Still Technically Navigation

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Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless

Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless

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Ass, Gas, or Deck Space

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Captain Hungover

Captain Hungover

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Captain of Bad Decisions

Captain of Bad Decisions

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If Lost, Return Me to My Boat

If Lost, Return Me to My Boat

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Sunk Happens

Sunk Happens

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Kiss Me Where It's Wet

Kiss Me Where It's Wet

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The Dream: Get This Boat in the Water

A 33ft Chris-Craft is sitting on land, shrink-wrapped, waiting. It needs repairs, parts, and a whole lot of love. Every dollar goes toward:

Engine work πŸ› οΈ Β· Electrical πŸ”‹ Β· Safety gear 🦺 Β· Launch fees 🚀

When this boat hits the water, YOU helped make it happen. Every supporter gets a shoutout and becomes a permanent member of the Rookie Crew.

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The Baby Captain

He fires crew members, tries to dock the boat, and somehow knows more about boating than the actual captain. The real boss.

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