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Every repair, every mistake, every "wait, what does this hose do?"

Blue MerCruiser engine block with serial number tag visible in an old cruiser engine bay
November 6, 2026

MerCruiser 260 Oil Capacity, Filter & Oil Type (Cheat Sheet)

You want the MerCruiser 260 oil capacity, not my life story, so here’s the table first. The jokes come after. Every capacity below comes from Mercury’s own Quicksilver parts guide. Mercury publishes different numbers for the inboard and sterndrive versions of the 260, so which one you have matters. Where I couldn’t confirm something from […]

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Corroded boat battery terminals with red and blue cables in a battery box before cleaning
November 6, 2026

How to Clean Boat Battery Terminals (Without Electrocuting Yourself)

A while back I opened the battery compartment on my free 33-foot Chris-Craft and found what I can only describe as an archaeological site: corroded terminals, crusty connections, and wires that had clearly seen things. So I learned how to clean boat battery terminals properly. This post covers what that crust is, the gear you […]

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Helm and cockpit of an old cruiser under winter shrink wrap, ready for a pre-departure safety check
November 6, 2026

Boat Safety Checklist for Beginners (Free PDF)

Confession: the first time I read the required-gear table in Transport Canada’s Safe Boating Guide, I thought “radar reflector” was a joke about my sunglasses. It isn’t. If you’re looking for a boat safety checklist PDF you can actually use, this post covers two things: the gear Canada legally requires on board, and a pre-departure […]

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Below deck dinette and galley
October 24, 2026

Below Deck: A Tour of the Free Boat’s Insides

The outside looks like a giant marshmallow. The inside? Honestly… not bad. Brass clocks, a dinette, a galley with a real fridge, a V-berth and a head with moon-and-stars decor. Somebody loved this boat once. Main cabin: dinette and galley Dinette with the brass clocks Companionway, brass bell and helm panel Galley fridge & microwave […]

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Meet the MerCruiser 260 (Who Hasn't Run in Years)
October 24, 2026

Meet the Twin 350s (One of Whom Needs Therapy)

Every boat has a heart. Mine has two: twin 350s. The engine tag says MerCruiser 260, 350 cubic inches — and neither has fired up in years. First step: find the tag and figure out exactly what I’m dealing with. Found it, wedged between hoses, wearing a fine layer of grime. (Pictured: my thumb, also […]

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Battery Archaeology: What I Found in the Bilge
October 24, 2026

Battery Archaeology: What I Found in the Bilge

Today’s dig site: the battery compartment. What I found can only be described as “historical.” Corroded terminals. Crusty connections. Wires that have clearly seen things. If batteries could talk, these ones would just sigh. Lesson one for fellow rookies: before you trust anything electrical on an old boat, look at the terminals. If they’re wearing […]

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I Got a Free Boat. Here's What "Free" Means.
October 24, 2026

I Got a Free Boat. Here’s What “Free” Means.

It started with a simple question: “Want a free boat?” I said yes before my brain caught up with my mouth. What I got was a 33-foot Chris-Craft cruiser — fully stripped down. The previous owner planned a full rebuild, started taking it apart, and never got to the putting-it-back-together part. So now that’s my […]

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