Description

Every crew has *that* person. The one who says, “Let’s take the boat out in 6-foot waves.” Or brings fireworks on board. Or installs a bilge pump backwards. Congratulations — you’re the Captain of Bad Decisions, and now there’s a jersey for it.

Lightweight, breathable, and built for chaos, this jersey is perfect for the captain who leads with confidence and absolutely no plan.

💥 Performance-ready polyester
💥 Great for boat parties, questionable repairs, and spontaneous karaoke
💥 Eye-catching design to warn others
💥 Doesn’t improve judgment, just how you look while using it

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**WARNING:** May encourage poor ideas, great memories, and viral TikToks.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!