Description

Every crew needs a leader. Just… maybe not before noon.

Introducing the **Captain Hungover** jersey — for the brave soul who made last night legendary and today’s recovery questionable. Whether you’re steering the ship or clinging to the rail, this jersey lets everyone know who’s responsible for both the fun *and* the fog.

Perfect for boating weekends, bachelor parties, and “never drinking again” declarations made for the 7th time.

🥴 Lightweight and breathable (because sweating it out is real)
🥴 Moisture-wicking to hide your regrets
🥴 Athletic cut with just enough room for a Gatorade and shame
🥴 Great conversation starter for other wrecked sailors

**Note:** May smell faintly of rum and regret. Machine washable.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!