Shop our collection of premium Rookie Captain T‑Shirts—designed for comfort, durability, and style. Available in men’s, women’s, and kids’ sizes, these tees feature crisp prints on soft cotton blends. Perfect for casual wear or gifting.
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- ⚓Adult & Naughty Nautical, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Ass, Gas, or Deck Space – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
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- Captain’s Collection, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Captain Hungover – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- You're not just hungover—you're the captain of it. Wear your shame with style.
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- ⚓Party Boat Vibes, Captain’s Collection, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Captain of Bad Decisions – Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- Lead your crew into hilarious chaos with the ultimate boating party jersey for the proud Captain of Bad Decisions.
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- Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Captain of the Booze Cruise – Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- You bring the boat. We bring the booze. This jersey makes it official—you’re the Captain of the Booze Cruise.
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- Captain’s Collection, Kids, Men’s, Women’s
Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless – Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- This jersey screams “I may not know where I’m going, but I’m the captain anyway."
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- ⚓ Funny Boating Shirts, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Docked and Dangerous – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- Turn heads at the dock. This jersey says, “I’m not moving… but I’m dangerous.”
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- ⚓ Funny Boating Shirts, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Drunk on a Boat is Still Technically Navigation – Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
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- ⚓ Funny Boating Shirts, ⚓Adult & Naughty Nautical, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
I Like Buoys – Funny Nautical Unisex T-Shirt
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- A hilarious boating shirt for pun lovers who know it's always about the buoys.
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- ⚓Adult & Naughty Nautical, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
I Like My Boats Like I Like My Nights — Wet & Wild – Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- Make waves and memories in this bold boating jersey built for wet rides and wild nights.
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- ⚓ Funny Boating Shirts, ⚓Adult & Naughty Nautical, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
If Lost, Return Me to My Boat – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- Boat life rule #1: If found ashore and confused, return to vessel immediately.
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- ⚓Adult & Naughty Nautical, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Kiss Me Where It’s Wet – Funny Nautical Unisex Sports Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- When life gets wet, get kissed. This bold boating jersey is soaked in salty charm.
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- ⚓Party Boat Vibes, Men’s, T‑Shirts, Women’s
Let’s Get Shipfaced – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
- Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
- Your official uniform for floating fiestas and alcohol-fueled adventures.
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