Description

No free rides. No exceptions. No apologies.

The “Ass, Gas, or Deck Space” unisex sports jersey is the official uniform of *boat captains with boundary issues and great sense of humor*. It’s loud, proud, and ready to cruise—perfect for floating parties, raft-ups, or letting the marina know you don’t run a charity.

🔥 Moisture-wicking, high-performance fabric
🔥 Athletic fit for full-range party motion
🔥 Bold, cheeky lettering that turns heads (and maybe gets you slapped)
🔥 Built to survive sun, splashes, and spontaneous dance battles

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**Captain’s Warning:** This jersey pairs well with sunglasses, sarcasm, and absolutely no responsibilities.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!