Captain Hungover – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
You’re not just hungover—you’re the captain of it. Wear your shame with style.
Description
Captain Hungover
Last night’s drinks may have sunk your memory, but you’re still the captain… technically. Whether you remember steering the ship or just the bar tab, this hilarious unisex boating jersey lets everyone know your hangover has authority.
- Designed for high tides and low blood sugar
- Lightweight, breathable material perfect for “resting your eyes on deck”
- Printed graphic that won’t fade—even if you did last night
- Unisex fit so any party pirate can wear it with pride (and a headache)
⚓ Captain’s Rule #1: Rehydrate with style.
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