Description

You’re not just *on* the booze cruise… you’re **in charge** of it.

The “Captain of the Booze Cruise” jersey is made for legends who know their way around a cooler and command respect with a bottle opener. Whether you’re steering a pontoon or holding court at the floating tiki bar, this jersey will make sure everyone knows who’s behind the wheel (and possibly behind the dance floor mishaps).

🍻 Moisture-wicking fabric
🍻 Breathable, lightweight, and party-approved
🍻 Athletic cut with just enough stretch for wild gestures
🍻 Bold lettering that says, “I may not be licensed, but I am fun.”

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**⚠️ DISCLAIMER:** May attract attention from partygoers, karaoke microphones, and spontaneous limbo contests.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!