Description

You might be tied up at the dock… but you’re still a threat.

The **Docked and Dangerous** unisex jersey is made for boaters who turn heads *without ever leaving the slip.* Whether you’re flexing your fiberglass, sipping something strong, or just lurking menacingly by the cooler — this shirt lets everyone know you’re still the baddest boat in the bay.

⚓ Moisture-wicking and made for marina swagger
⚓ Athletic cut — whether you’re lounging or lurking
⚓ Eye-catching print that says “approach with caution”
⚓ Great for dock parties, date nights, and double takes

**Warning:** May cause jealousy from other captains, unsolicited selfies, and sudden boat name envy.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!