Description

Are you really lost if you’re too buzzed to care?

Introducing the “Drunk on a Boat is Still Technically Navigation” jersey — for the fearless floaters who pilot with passion, liquid courage, and *zero* understanding of marine charts. Whether you’re bobbing in a bay or blindly heading toward the sunset, this one’s your uniform.

🍻 High-performance, party-ready material
🍻 Moisture-wicking for sun, sweat, and spilled spirits
🍻 Athletic fit that moves with your poor decision-making
🍻 Durable design for weekend warriors and wobbling captains

⚠️ **Nautical Note:** Not responsible for questionable course plotting, sideways docking, or new tattoos acquired en route.
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!