Description

Warning: This jersey is not for the faint of heart—or dry of humor.

Bold, cheeky, and 100% ready for dockside debauchery, this jersey is for those who like their boats fast, their nights unforgettable, and their jokes just a *little* inappropriate. Whether you’re captaining a booze cruise or just flirting with disaster at the marina, this is the look that says “I’m here for a good time and probably a repair bill.”

🌊 Lightweight & breathable performance fabric
🌊 Moisture-wicking — because “wet & wild” isn’t just a slogan
🌊 Perfect for parties, nights on the water, and raising eyebrows
🌊 Guaranteed to make Grandma blush (and your crew laugh)

⚠️ **Captain’s Caution:** May cause increased attention, double takes, and at least one “Where’d you get that shirt?!”

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!