Description

Some people lose their keys. Others lose their dignity. You? You lose track of where the boat is.

The “If Lost, Return Me to My Boat” unisex jersey is perfect for captains, crew, and dock drifters who may or may not wander after one too many cold ones. Whether you’re exploring the marina, partying onshore, or just bad with directions — this shirt’s your backup plan.

🧭 Lightweight and breathable fabric
🧭 Moisture-wicking — because panic sweats are real
🧭 Eye-catching design for easy recovery
🧭 Ideal for float parties, bar hopping, and “Where the hell did we dock?” moments

**Captain’s Tip:** Pair with a buddy wearing “I’m With The Captain” for maximum safety and laughs.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!