If Lost, Return Me to My Boat – Funny Unisex Boating Jersey
Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
Boat life rule #1: If found ashore and confused, return to vessel immediately.
Description
If Lost, Return Me to My Boat
For every sailor who’s wandered a little too far from the dock—or the bar—this jersey is your official lost-and-found notice. Whether you’re stumbling off a pontoon party or just vibing onshore, this hilarious shirt makes sure everyone knows where you belong: on your boat, duh!
- Super comfortable unisex fit – ideal for boating, beaching, and mischief
- Soft, breathable fabric that’s ready for hot sun or cold drinks
- Perfect for boat captains, salty deckhands, or first-time floaters
- Printed with bold, high-quality ink that won’t wash out with your dignity
⚓ Let them know: if you go missing, your boat is home base!
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