Description

Flirty. Naughty. Nautical.

The “Kiss Me Where It’s Wet” unisex jersey is for captains, crew, and troublemakers who know how to rock the boat—in every sense of the phrase. Perfect for beach days, boat parties, or just casually offending someone’s aunt at the dock.

Designed for laughs and built for comfort, this jersey is ready to soak up the sun, the stares, and maybe even a smooch or two.

💋 Lightweight, breathable sports fabric
💋 Bold sublimated lettering (not shy, not sorry)
💋 Moisture-wicking for *obvious reasons*
💋 Comfortable fit for land or sea mischief

⚠️ **Caution:** Wearing this may result in unsolicited winks, double entendres, and unforgettable summer stories.

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!