Rookie Captain Unisex Sports Jersey – “Captain of the S.S. Drunk”
Price range: $27.00 through $29.50
Lead your crew into nautical nonsense with this comfy women’s tee. The S.S. Drunk won’t steer itself—but you’re definitely steering it sideways.
Description
“Captain of the S.S. Drunk” – The Official Tee of Bad Decisions
If your boat’s stocked with more booze than gas and you navigate using your cocktail shaker, this shirt is made for you. Whether you’re leading the marina’s wildest flotilla or just chilling dockside with a drink in hand, you’re officially the Captain of the S.S. Drunk.
- Relaxed women’s fit – comfy enough for recovery days
- Perfect for lake weekends, boat bars, and rum-fueled adventures
- Soft cotton, strong message: You run this ship (and the cooler)
- Pairs perfectly with flip-flops and a floating drink holder
Warning: May cause spontaneous boat dancing and margarita orders.
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