Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless – Unisex Sports Jersey

Price range: $27.00 through $29.50

This jersey screams “I may not know where I’m going, but I’m the captain anyway.”

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Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless

Not every captain needs a map—or dignity. This hilarious unisex jersey celebrates the spirit of boaters who don’t always steer straight but still get there eventually. Whether you’re drifting through bad decisions or partying in shallow waters, this jersey lets the whole marina know who’s in charge (or at least pretending to be).

  • Lightweight, breathable poly-blend fabric
  • Unisex fit – comfy for all deckhands and disaster-makers
  • Great for boat parades, bar crawls, or floating with no plan
  • Available in S to 3XL – because all legends come in different sizes

🚨 Limited edition – wear your shame proudly while supplies last!

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