For the captain who already has everything. Except a dry bilge.
Give them a little boatyard humour: a mug for the morning briefing, a can cooler for the off-duty crew, and a sticker that says what the boat budget won’t.
Please note: prices below are CAD for the stated sizes. Shipping and any applicable taxes are calculated at checkout. Print-on-demand production and shipping times vary; check the product and checkout estimates before ordering. No guaranteed holiday delivery date is offered here.
For the captain who wanders off
- If Lost, Return Me to My Boat Mug — White / 11oz, CA$16.99.
- If Lost, Return Me to My Boat Koozie — White / Regular 12oz, CA$8.99.
- If Lost, Return Me to My Boat Sticker — White / 3×3in, CA$6.99.
For the crew who takes setbacks personally
- Sunk Happens Mug — White / 11oz, CA$16.99.
- Sunk Happens Koozie — White / Regular 12oz, CA$8.99.
- Sunk Happens Sticker — White / 3×3in, CA$6.99.
For the person doing their very best
- Captain of the Struggle Tee — Aqua / M, CA$28.99.
A matching mug, cooler and sticker make a cheerful little crew. Choose your favourites from the links above; each item is currently sold separately. No need to buy the boat to enjoy the chaos.